(+) Champagne Diet
Nah nah nah nah nah
I heard he spent
Five hundred pounds on jeans
Goes to the gym at least six times a week
Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet
And I hear he's on a new diet
And watches what he eats
He's got his eyebrows plucked
And his arsehole bleached
Owns every single Ministry CD
Tribal tattoos and
He don't know what it means
But I heard he makes you happy
So that's fine by me
But still I'm just keepin' it real
Still lookin' at your instagram
And I'll be creepin' a lil'
I'll be tryin' not to double tap
From way back
'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at
Let me remind you of the days when
You used to hold my hand
And when we sipped
Champagne out of cider cans
I guess if you were lois lane
I wasn't superman
Just a young boy tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
'Cause I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
But I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
Your new man rents a house in the 'burb
And wears a man bag on his shoulder
But I call it a purse
Every year he goes to malaga
With all the fellas
Drinks beer but has a six pack
I'm kinda jealous
He wears sunglasses indoors
In winter at nighttime
And every time a rap song comes on
He makes a gang sign
Says chune bwoydem light up the room
But enough about him girl
Let's talk about you
You were the type of girl
Who sat beside the water readin'
Eatin' a packet of crisps
But you will never find you cheatin'
Now you're eatin' kale hittin' the gym
Keepin' up with kylie and kim
In the back of the club
Kissin' a boy that ain't him
Okay you need to be alone
And if you wanna talk about it
You can call my phone
I just thought I would tell you
'Cause you oughta know
You're still a young girl
Tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
'Cause I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
But I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
Baby I'm not tryin' to ruin your week
But you act so differently
When you're with him I know you're lonely
Please remember you're still free
To make the choice and leave
Don't call me up you need to show me
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
'Cause I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
But I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about me
But I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about
But I'm positive
That he don't wanna know about
I don't wanna know about your new man